Okay, you’ve got two choices my dear friend.ġ. BONUS POINT OPPORTUNITY: Waste time making a base for literally no reason – seriously what is wrong with you? take 10 minutes just to make an awful base before finally starting making a mission. In this example, we’ll be using a random Ŝhithole town.
Put the spawn in a non-military location for absolutely no reason. You’re going to want to do it in the most autistic way possible to piss people off the moment they even join. What now?įirst, go to Modules (three boxes icon), and go to “Respawns”. You just started the server, either ignored parameters or set them up abhorrently. You’re ready to start the traveling circus, move on to the next part of the guide! Finally, ensure no one can get into the mod slot “But wait, Larkins, isn’t that the right thing to do?” it is, or it would be – but now, you can just AFK at random moments and force incompetent Ȑetards who don’t even know how to vote kick to wait for no reason. die instantly, because that’s really fun. Set incapacitation mode to advanced to ensure that sometimes players just sort of. Make the actual player bleedout time 10 ticks so that people waste time reviving while also making sure it also takes the same amount of time to force respawn as it does to bleed out, maximizing player suffering. You want to keep reviving on with no equipment requirements to give players a false sense of hope before making the revive time absurd – max it out. You want to make sure admin debug console is enabled so that your server is vulnerable to scripters.
Here is a screenshot of definitely the best parameters that will for sure not get you kicked within seconds:
(Make sure you get back into the slot again, repeat steps 1 and 2 as needed ). After that, hit okay, and you can change parameters. Pick Altis, pick NATO, and pick Regular because you’re a boring loser. Done? Okay, hit “/” again, and type “#missions” – you’ll get a cool little lobby screen. Look, if you’re following this guide or have done any of the above you may be a recovering drug addict, but I need you to focus here – spell correctly! For the image example, it would be “#vote admin An Absolute Moron”, without the “s. Hit “/” on your keyboard, and type #vote admin (your name here).
Okay fine, you think you got what it takes? So be it! Since you’re an utter Ƒucking Ȑetard who can’t do anything right much less breathe oxygen with your mouth shut, you’re not going to “waste time” with parameters. Here is what you need to do to start off strong, by numbers: Once you are in, you will be greeted with the lobby screen. In this example, both of these servers are prime to spread your disgusting filth into since they have no players at all. From that point on, you are searching for a vulnerable usable server so that you can start being a menace to society Zeusing. Go into servers – you want to click on “Official Servers”. First, boot the game up and navigate to the Multiplayer section.
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